Ahoy! It's International Talk Like a Pirate's Day.
Hoist yourself some grog. Dance yourself a hornpipe. Git yourself a pirate's name.
My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Cash
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
And ye'll be talkin' piratical in no time.
